Book Shit
Book Shit by jonasballerk June 27, 2009
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The Big Book Of Shit To Know
A guide to life created by "The Krew" in a small Texas town. The Big Book Of Shit To Know (BBOSTK) is a compilation of what up until now has been secret knowledge held only by Bahdist* (see Bahdist) Monks. BBOSTK is like the Bible in the fact that it is a large book and it can be used to beat your children with, slam your dick in, etc... but unlike the bible it contains the tools to create happiness and success in life. BBOSTK has been adopted by organizations such as the Illuminati, Charlie Sheen, and Your mom and her gorgeous tits.
Please excuse me for not being able to post an example I am terribly busy. I must finish this line of cocaine on this hookers ass and proceed to rob a bank whilst naked...and fully erect. Yet another day in the life enlightened by the Big Book Of Shit To Know
The Big Book Of Shit To Know by Tuck on behalf of The Krew JBH September 14, 2011
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Book-readin' faggot shit
Book readin' faggot shit. A term, used by military personnel, to indicate technical topics, or similar items associated with a college education.
Book-readin' faggot shit by The Winker21 November 11, 2009
shity book
Also known as Romeo and Juliet
Teacher: Ok class today we will start reading Romeo and Juliet
Class: *Groan* That's such a shity book
Class: *Groan* That's such a shity book
shity book by ObtainedYeti December 15, 2017
bookshit
Gago 1:Hey i made a good bo—
Gago 2: Bookshit
Gago 1: What the fuck do you me-
Gago 2: B O O K S H I T
Gago 2: Bookshit
Gago 1: What the fuck do you me-
Gago 2: B O O K S H I T
bookshit by IsseiSakamoto February 3, 2020
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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