incarciritis
The mysterious and often extremely sudden coming on of an illness upon learning that one is going to be arrested and put in jail.
incarciritis by trevor51590 June 26, 2009
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incarceritis
Noun. Acute illness contracted by previously healthy individual who has been placed under arrest. A last ditch attempt to avoid being taken to jail. Symptoms normally relieve spontaneously upon being placed in an ambulance or ED room.
"We just arrested him for assault. The minute we put him in the car he complained of stomach pain. I'm pretty sure it's incarceritis".
incarceritis by AngryJL January 2, 2008
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Incarceritis
• The act of faking an illness to avoid being taken to jail.
• The inflammation of feeling related to not wanting to be arrested.
• The use of a lie to try to keep from being incarcerated.
• The inflammation of feeling related to not wanting to be arrested.
• The use of a lie to try to keep from being incarcerated.
That patient in room 4 isn't really sick, he just has incarceritis.
Did you see the EKG of that incarceritis chest pain patient? It's practically text-book perfect!
Did you see the EKG of that incarceritis chest pain patient? It's practically text-book perfect!
Incarceritis by Night.ER.Ninja July 26, 2014
Incarceritus
The disease you suddenly aquire when you are pulled over by the police. For instance, "I have heart palpitations ", "I have whiplash"
Incarceritus by JimmyJames16 February 25, 2020
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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