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an urban dictionary editor who is absolutly senseless, tells people not to publish friends names 4 the sake of it and when he sees one he will warn everyone in the chatroom, he then has the cheek to tell everyone not to warn other people for no reason prone to repoting urban dictionary about it a bit to often
bageilo: do not publish friends names
jacqueasse:wot u gona do

jacqueasse has one warning

bageilo: do not warn other people for no reason
andrew.oxspring:wtf
jacqueasse:WTF
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A Bagielo is a misunderstood idiot, someone lacking any sense of humor who nonetheless tries to post UD entries. A Bagielo will often verbally assault you for no reason at all, pretending he has moderator or administrative powers, when the only power he has consists in shoving plastic objects up his ass.
Bagielo will try to insult you, and likely bloody himself up in the process.
Bagielo by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009
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deuce bagelo 

A name given to someone who is addicted or frequently eats bagels. And/or has the gift of God to eat a bagel in just two bites. May also be given to someone who hustles bagels.
Derived from Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
Mauricio: "May I have a piece of that bagel?"
Big Boi: "No!"
Mauricio: "Pff. You're a deuce bagelo.
deuce bagelo by t3rd November 8, 2007

Douche Bagelow 

when a bro screws you over for something stupid
(Bro 1)-Dave pussed out on bowling last night to go to the britney spears concert
(Bro 2)-what a Douche Bagelow!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026