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Contrary to his name, the D-Dog is not actually a dog at all. Nor is he some form of tiger – despite what some funky logos would have you believe! He is in fact a human and a strange subsect of human at that. The technical term for such a sub species is Vocalis-mentalis-entertanium or in layman’s terms – the front man to a rock band.

Although a social animal, the D-Dog spends much of it’s time in relative solitude. He spends this time much like a monk….a monk who isn’t silent or in monastery or wearing any kind of robes-or anything at all in many cases- look at all that skin! - oh god this is a terrible analogy!
The D-Dog’s seeming ability for bad time keeping is a long standing trait of all wizards – wow, the evidence is really mounting now! Whoa! Did you see that?! How does he do it? Hmmmm magic!
D-Dog by The_Tormentor September 29, 2021
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D-Dog is an animal found in the more remote parts of north-western Pensylvania. They're are the rarest species in existance and its existance is known to very few people around the world. Scientists have concluded the D-Dogs are the most aggreasive creatures on the planet, the evidence for this is that the only people to have met a D-Dog are in no fit state to describe it.

In the area where these creatures are found, people use the phrase "dogged" to describe the state of a victim of a violent act. The word "dogged" was first used after a victim was discovered missing several limbs and the only words he managed to speak were "I got dogged".
NEBILÉ GOT DOGGED BY A D-DOG!!!
An absolute twonk of a human being, likes to retire at home after a long day of Tate supporting, usually found in large incel communities.
“Sorry boys i can’t come on today im shattered
“Don’t be such a D-Dog”
D-dog by Dripstar123 April 9, 2023

cameron and d-dog

My number one fans,the loyal home boyz.the niggaz that would do anything for the father/brother the GRAND ANGU$.SHOT BOYZ
CAMERON AND D-DOG ARE THE HOME BOYZ
When you are informed that a get together was canceled but later find out it went on without you. Also known as purposely uninvited.
I was scheduled to be in Niagra this weekend but it got canceled. When I saw some pics on Facebook, I realized I had been O'Dog'd
O'Dog'd by physicaltherapy July 24, 2018

I’d eat a dog’s ass! 

A phrase some countryfolk types use to express that they’re ravenously hungry.
Honey, I’m so darn hungry, I’d eat a dog’s ass!

she'd give a dog a bone

An expression that means that a certain female is extremely attractive.
Bobert: "Damn! Did you see Tara tonight?"
Jimothy: "Hell yeah, dogg. She'd give a dog a bone. Giggidy giggidy giggidy!"
Bobert: "Speaking of giving dogs bones, last night I came home real drunk, and my dog...um, yeah..."
Jimothy: "Hey, at least it wasn't a sheep this time."
Bobert: "Amen, brother."