spensahed

Technical slang for misuse of IT equipment and resources

That server/PC/network is so busy being spensahed it can't do its real job.

spensahed by Chuff December 18, 2003

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speshed

Synonym for hammered or smashed. Meaning to get high and/or drunk to an extended degree and affected by drugs to the extent of losing control of one's faculties or behaviour.
Origin: just made it up when chatting to some gal whom I thought was speshed

Wasn't there some party last night?
Yeah Emily was so speshed at the end

speshed by mr_chucky1 May 21, 2017

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Related Words

spensahed • Spensah • speshed • Being speshed

Being speshed

Being speshed by somebody is like a girl in your class at school treating you like you are stupid to trick you into thinking they want to be your friend or something

Ah no i was just being speshed !

Being speshed by Sharma11 November 16, 2019

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Spensah

an extremely annoying manga loving cock of a man, often found breaking into dorm buildings uninvited. He also gets off on asian chicks and enjoys everything japanese.

A unknown man walks down a dorm hall.
Student: Who let that spensah in?

Spensah by JJem0808 February 5, 2009

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Spedshed

A place where spedheads get together to get sped

What happens in the spedshed stays in the shedshed!

Spedshed by Lillyofthetwackshack January 30, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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