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Shamversation 

Contraction of "sham conversation". Used to describe the practice of engaging someone in conversation without aiming to create a rapport or derive any meaningful information from the exchange. Shamversations are occasionally benign but can be of great strategic importance if executed effectively; examples are given below.
"Dude, why don't I engage her friend in a shamversation, then you can have a clear path to score a homerun"
~ as used tactically by a wingman.

"My fucking ex-girlfriend showed up a the club, so I grabbed the first hot chick I could find and started a shamversation."
~ used by a recently dumped guy to avoid social humiliation.

"This weird guy kept messaging me on Facebook, so I'm having a shamversation with him, in case he kills himself or something."
~ used to keep Internet weirdoes at bay.
Shamversation by gentaXY May 25, 2009
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shawnversation 

a conversation or statement that makes no sense
Cole used a pretty good example of shawnversation when he said "I so would suck Jimi Hendrix's LSD dick

also shawnversation:

Raw Dog: "her pussy was so loose...it was like fucking a bleach bag"
shawnversation by blacksiteninja September 25, 2010

Statversation 

Noun- The act of having a conversation over Facebook Status with one or more friends.
Garrett Smith is: ...No I don't remember what happened. (15s ago)*

Sarah Ashkin is: Soccer, Dance, AFTER PARTY!!! I LOVE SEX! (10 min ago)

Mike Adams is: Do you even remember what happened last night G? (15 min ago)*

*Statversation
Statversation by MuthaPhucka March 22, 2008

Shiversation 

When someone starts to talk shit about you just because its his/her Best way to start a conversation.
Kid1: Fuck You!
Kid2: That's not nice to say!
Kid1: I Know! So are you doing?
(On a Shiversation)
Shiversation by BananaPow July 20, 2017

shotversation 

A conversation that takes place after consuming multiple shots of alcohol.
Man that was one hell of a shotversation last night. And I can’t recall any of it.
shotversation by Ecgeo February 21, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026