Pissors 

Large fleshy scissors. Made out of a penis cut in half. Usually bloody.

I used my black pissors to cut up my wrists.

Pissors by P-Dog Hilton May 23, 2009

smash pissers 

to smash pissers means to have sex.

hey, do you wanna go smash pissers?

smash pissers by i love boobs February 6, 2007

Mashing Pissers 

An alternate way of describing sexual intercourse.

Friend 1: Hey, why hasn't Owen gotten here yet?
Friend 2: Beats me. He's probably mashing pissers with his girl right now.
Friend 1: Wow, he's so cool!

Mashing Pissers by Oalder February 26, 2021

Smashing Pissers 

The act of forcefully uniting areas capable of sexual activity that coincidentally are used for urinary purposes.

Example 1: Adam, Jenna, Lauren, Genna and Lynne all smashed pissers after the bar on Saturday night

Example 2: Lynne, Jenna and Lauren are headed to Cape Breton to smash pissers.

Example 3: Adam was smashing pissers with a female friend in Mulgrave when his mother walked in.

Smashing Pissers by Lauren'o'porno January 8, 2012

Rub Pissers 

To have sex

Verna: Sweet party Mike!

Mike: Thanks, wanna go rub pissers?

Verna: You have no tact...

Rub Pissers by Oaksey January 25, 2011

smash pissers 

To have sex.

"you two smash pissers today?"

or

"i missed the bus cause we were smashing our pissers."

smash pissers by Jossling J man February 6, 2010

Pissosity 

The general state of being pissed-off, or events getting pissy.

I am so fed up with the pissosity of people in this town!

Pissosity by Jaqd July 24, 2011