A person who falls in love with a chair, specifically a blue
school chair. The person may experience
love at first sight when looking at the chair's screws (typically
the screws where people's hair, mostly girls, gets attached to and causes pain in head area). Once you fall for a chair, its true love no matter what!
Taylor: *trips because of chair leg, looks back, and stares at chair's "eyes"
Taylor: OMG NICOLE, NICK
I LOVE THAT CHAIR!
Nicole,Nick: *laughs while making random clicking noises*
Taylor: I'm
taking it now, its
true love.
Nicole: She's such a chairoholic!