1. (What archaeology should be) You've started your archaeology course. It's the first day, you have your
hat,
whip and designer stuble and are ready to go and kick ass. Everything is exciting, there are always nazi
scum to shoot, imprisoned children to
free and artefact s to "rescue". If you are an archaeologist you can also get laid easily.
2. What archaeology is :( . You're there, on your uni course, let's say in Exeter for example. Pen in hand. Peering around the lecture theatre at various other odd looking characters that look like they should
never have been allowed to leave wales , sommerset or whatever random back country they escaped from. There's hours of looking at dendrochronology, pollen diagrams, and geophysical bull
shit. (That's not the good kind of pollen either :( ) Archaeology causes insanity, a strong accent and excitement over
broken ceramics .
Avoid at all costs. Unless you are already displaying archaeology symptoms, then you
may well enjoy.
