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Fresh beat 

When a senoir in high school gets the balls beaten out of them by a freshman(fresh meat).
ex: Adam got a fresh beat today at lunch when he tried talking crap to the freshman!

Phil: "Hey did you hear about that our bro anthony beating up that guy for talking shit!"

Jacob: "What guy?"

Phil: "adam, that annoying senior he goes to school with."

Jacob: "oh i know him, what happened?"

Phil: "adam tried talking crap to him and said some lame jokes so he got the balls beaten out of him!"

Jacob: "WOW! talk about a fresh beat!"
Fresh beat by JIpwn164 May 11, 2009
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Freshmeat 

Hot young men/women college freshmen.
There is quite alot of freshmeat this semester, I think I'll have a taste.
Freshmeat by LinzBelle December 16, 2005

Freshmeat 

1. A freshman on their way into high school. Sometimes in a more urban school if you're seen in the hallway and it's known that you're a freshmen, the upperclassmen with yell "freshmen" to freshman to exclaim that they're new, fresh, and are easy targets for bullying since they aren't as experienced around the school.

2. A new first time jail inmate who looks frail like a pussy, and are most likely to be targeted for prison rape by more threatening and homosexual inmates of the prison. Usually to show dominance, the lack of women so some men get desperate, or for threatening the victim into the promise of protection.
High Schoolers on the first day of school

Steve - Hey did you see those freshman?

Brandon - You mean the freshmeat?

Prison guys

Mark - Hey man did you see the the freshmeat?

David - Yeah, I heard Bubba already broke him in

freshmeat 

a newbie freshman who has no friends in higher ranks and is free for all to call his or her bitch. They have no opinion and do not really matter.
*first day of school*

Renee- *scoffs* Gods look at all the stupid freshmen. *snaps her fingers* FRESHMEAT Get me a soda now!

Freshmeat- but...I don't have any mon..

Renee- *slaps* Did I ask your opinion? No! Now get me my fucking soda

Freshmeat- yes ma'am
freshmeat by Renai August 28, 2007

Freshmeat 

When one rant just won't do, you need...Freshmeat.

When one feeble rejoinder just won't do, you need...Freshmeat.

When your rusty bullet hole aches for action, you need...Freshmeat.

{Freshmeat is avaiable from all good stockists. Follow instructions with care!}
Freshmeat changed my life for the better. Only kidding!
Freshmeat by Harry Abzu September 21, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026