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Buttsumption 

The eating, drinking, or ingesting of something by way of the anus.

Sometimes the insertion (but not consumption) of objects into the anus may also be referred to as buttsumption.

A term that usually accompanies anal sex with a very loose anus. The extra flaps of moist skin form a seal around the penis, acting as a plunger and sucking it inwards and onwards, deeper into the abyss.

The butt seems as though it is swallowing the penis whole.
Mark: "Hey dude, you ever had a beer enema? Gets you drunk like mad crazy!"
Paul: "Think I'll pass on that one."

Hannah: "Stuffing my bum with acorns."
Jack: "I don't think those are meant for human buttsumption."

Tom: "Hey Bro, heard you got anal from Alice last night?!"
Jerry: "Yeah. Too bad her anus was loose as a clown's pocket. Her butt almost swallowed me whole!"
Tom: "Damn, dude. Sounds like a case of penile buttsumption!"
Buttsumption by Angrywank March 17, 2013

buttduction 

The warmth felt by a second occupant of a chair or other seat left by its former occupant. Heat conducted from one butt to another by a seat.
This seat is all warm from that last guy's buttduction.
buttduction by drclark January 1, 2016

burruption 

The mechanical failure resulting from biting into an overstuffed burrito.
The problem with letting me make my own burrito is the high probability of a burruption.
burruption by Don de DonDon November 11, 2009

Buttrection 

When your butthole starts pulsating with arousal or excitement to see another butthole or Penis in the vicinity
"Hey whys his ass vibrating, Must have a buttrection coming on."
Buttrection by ThirstyBear May 14, 2021

Immaculate Buttception 

Supernaturally having a baby through butt sex.
I ran out of birth control but he was so hot so I only let him do me in the butt but I still got pregnant! It was immaculate buttception!