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tweetfreak 

Reminiscent of a speed freak (aka: the tweeker) it is one who's OCD about memorializing everything they do at any given moment on Twitter; that is, one who tweets incessantly, constantly and/or needlessly.
(phone rings)
Candy: Hello?

Sam: Hey, babe! It's me. Just callin' to see what you're doing tonight. Wanna go out?

Candy: Wait a sec...(tweets this call)...check me out on Twitter. I just twatted you (giggles).

Sam: Uhhh...I'm driving right now...I'm not at a computer.

Candy: Oh that's ok. Check it out when you get home. Seeya (CLICK).

Sam: What the f...?! I gotta dump that Goddamn, tweetfreak!
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Tweetspeak

To cram a "tweet" on Twitter in Twitter's 140 character limit using an intense level of chat-speak ; a hybrid between the terms "chat-speak" and "tweet."

One of the positive few uses for chat-speak.
Here is an example of a normally literate person using Tweetspeak in order to relay his message in under 140 characters:

"@person I'm going2have 2 bail on Noah and the Whale this weekend, man. Sorry. I would love2go,but I'm snowed under w/ an essay deadline."
Tweetspeak by cruizin caleb December 8, 2009
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Tweet Freak 

A person who is addicted to twitter. Creates 20 or more tweets a day on average. #_toodrunktocum is considered a tweet freak for example.
I tweeted like 21 times today..

Omg youre such a tweet freak.
Tweet Freak by tfIneedahandlefor? December 13, 2016

tweeknfreak 

The side effects of crystal meth include overactive sex drive and sexual imagination along with intense willingness to go with the flow euphoria. Multiple partners at one time, anal sex , things you prolly would not do if not for the meth.
So that chick Tori, total tweeknfreak last night, we sucked and fucked for 3 hours straight
tweeknfreak by Mr perv2u August 25, 2019

testfreak 

Gay steroid using male, usually found hanging around the gym locker room eyeballing the showers.
Also found standing buck ass naked in front of a mirror flexing of blow drying his/her hair with a raging hard-on.

Can also be found on message boards promoting the homosexual agenda.
Hey, who's that guy wearing only a trench coat (with the word N.A.M.B.L.A. written on the back), dark sunglasses, a hat, and black socks? He just walked into that elementary school with a jar of mayonnaise, a gerbil, a plunger, & a smile...
Oh, that's just a Testfreak.
testfreak by whoiis? February 24, 2010

Twitfreak 

Someone whose really obsessed with twitter, goes on it everyday, and tweets almost every minute
"Hey did you make a Twitter?"
"Yeah, I'm like such a twitfreak now!"
Twitfreak by Someone You Don'tKnow December 4, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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