A ritual taken place upon a front porch, such as lighting dog poop on someone's front porch. Preforming a shish-ka-baby involves the act of impaling and ignighting a baby, or other small animal on fire, with a flamethrower, or some sort of alien (or foriegn)technology.
My teacher gave us so much homework,i decided not to do any of it, and instead, preform a shish-ka-baby on her front porch. No more homework for the rest of the year!
by flamethrower, and pat da baker April 28, 2009
When a person sucks off a guy's penis until hes about to cum. Right before he cums the person shoves a metal skewer down his urethra. As he ejaculates, his sperm coats the skewer, making a shish ka-baby when it is pulled out.
by redrider494 April 10, 2022