Metal boner

When someone hears metal so amazing that they simply can't contain a boner.

Dude, have you heard the album by Wintersun? I'm getting a metal boner just thinking about it!

Metal boner by alreadytaken4536 April 27, 2009

Mental Boner 

Thinking of naughty things you could do to a girl without popping a boner.

Gabe: "Dude look at Amber dance."
John: "Yo! I had a Mental Boner looking at her."

Mental Boner by Candles18 July 9, 2011

mental boner 

it’s like a regular boner but for your brain and is mostly revolves around a quality that you admire in someone.

The fact that she fills my mind with ideas gives me a mental boner.

mental boner by YuOfTheNight January 8, 2020

meta-boner 

n. not a full erection, but still erect.

Hey baby, you just gave me a meta-boner, you should make me even more hard.

meta-boner by Iceman317215 October 17, 2010

Congressional Medal of Boner 

The highest recognition given to deserving patriots of the sex industry who go beyond the call of booty, usually awarded by lawmakers (hence Congressional).

Mary Jane is awarded the Congressional Medal of Boner for her erotic deeds.

Congressional Medal of Boner by Ibaraki-Doji January 2, 2012