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FTFB is an acronym which stands for Fake Tan Fake Blonde in reference to the "fake" girls, particularly those who belong to Southern California beach communities and metropolises. They complete their generic look by using a spray-on tan (or any alternate method) and easily recognizable dyed blonde hair.
The FTFB's in Santa Barbara all want to look the same and do cocaine.
FTFB by Neptune Tires April 17, 2009
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The anagram of the phrase "Fuck that fat bitch!" May be used when referring to either animate or inanimate objects.
1.) Person #1: "Did you let Shelia borrow your car?"
Person #2: "Yeah, but when she returned it there was a big scratch on it!"
Person #1: "Man, FTFB!"

2.) Person #1: "Oh man, that sprinkler just got water ALL over me!"
Person #2: "FTFB!"
FTFB by Stoofuss December 17, 2006
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A short form for "For the fucking boys". Usually used by hockey player when bragging about something to impress your friends, or the boys.
Yo man, I fucked that hot girl last night. She was a total first rounder. I did it FTFB.
FTFB by The Meater Beater January 11, 2018
I’d FTFB Tbh…
FTFB by KawaiiCatPiss August 1, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026