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treadmill-running 

1. To run upon a treadmill, (a gym machine for working-out).

Benefits to treadmill-running as opposed to taking a sidewalk: no traffic, no sidewalk problems, no beggars (or thieves, or gangs), easily-accessible pre-paid water, can listen to music loudly and not compromise personal safety, no jerks staring/commenting, don't have to wear any travel items, and best of all: NO WEATHER ISSUES!

Treadmills are especially beneficial to anybody "laying low".

2. The daily grind for a dress-suit corporate slave.
ie. My life... is treadmill-running... at the office... at my gym... in my personal life... and in my mind... This is the point where the movie begins.
treadmill-running by Ruzsa April 16, 2009
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running on a treadmill 

To have sex. Preferably on or near a treadmill.
Jared: What were you guys doing down there?
Joe: We were just running on a treadmill
running on a treadmill by Big Poopie February 20, 2021