Hariboner 

An erection that has arisen whilst enjoying the pleasures of haribo.

Dude, this haribo is so tasty.
Yeah man, i can see you're getting a hariboner.

Hariboner by sammm-! April 15, 2009

haribosexual 

You are sexually attracted to Haribo Gummy Bears.

These haribo gummy bears are looking really cute today. That makes me Haribosexual

haribosexual by Lababababs June 27, 2023

heartboner

What happens when you dig someone, and it's more than just a physical attraction, it's a boner of the heart.

When J. wrote about how she was ready to fall in love, B. said he got a heartboner because, well, they kinda dig each other.

heartboner by monkeepie May 14, 2009

haboner 

A sexy mfker called habbibah and people make fun of her name because they wish that they were her. Haboner is her nickname made by the one and only ZAHRAH 🙈

Hows haboner today?
Haboner is so pretty

haboner by .....x..... December 20, 2020

Harboner 

What every University of Michigan fan has right now.

I'm heading to the bathroom right now because this picture of the Big House is giving me a Harboner.

Harboner by NCAA Rules Commitee January 2, 2015

HAMboner

Plagiariser of published writings, one who pretends to be a medical professional, or one who gets caught in their own deceptions and conveniently changes the subject and outs the personal information of others

Oho, looks like you've caught out a HAMboner!

HAMboner by princevitae September 15, 2003

harpooner 

a guy who goes after fat chic i.e. harpooning a whale

also, it can mean a poker player who goes after easy money from a rich player (who is called a whale)

Harpooner love fat chic

harpooner by IronMang June 26, 2010