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texcrement

1. the act of sending a text while taking a crap.
2. sending a complete line of bullshit as text.
Did you see what she just messaged me?
What a load of texcrement!
texcrement by Hez P July 23, 2009
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textcrement 

the act of texting while pooping
person 1's text: what are you doing?
person 2's text: taking a shit.
person 1's text: ew, quit your textcrement!
textcrement by sophiagrace7 April 6, 2010

textremist

Someone who is addicted to texting. They can't stop. They send texts constantly, they wait for replies, they have an aversion to actually talking on the phone, and they often collide with other pedestrians while walking/texting on the sidewalk.
"Did you hear about Dana? She totally accidentally head-butted someone on the sidewalk today while she was texting."
"Yeah, I've been thinking she's a little crazy with the texting. Yesterday, she texted me like 30 times. All meaningless shit."
"She's a textremist."
"A what?"
"A textremist."
"Totally."
"And I heard the chick she head-butted is in the hospital with like five stitches."
"That sucks. Do you know where there's a Pinkberry around here?"
textremist by HWWriter May 12, 2009

textcrement 

the act of texting while sitting on the toilet relieving your bows.
Girl 1: So did Johny text you?

Girl 2:Yeah but i think there was some textcrement going on.

Girl 1: NO WAY! THAT'S SO GROSS!!! how rude.

Girl 2: I know right, tell me about it.

Textremist

Someone who is aggressively into books.
Every librarian I know is a textremist.
Textremist by ThatPoetChick January 4, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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