Blue job

A task which is always done by the man in a relationship. (Pink jobs are done by the woman)

Emptying the bins is a blue job in our household

Blue job by SiameseWhite August 13, 2009

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Blue Job

Pronunciation: "blüjäb" NOUN. Etymology:blowjob. Same meaning except for the act is performed by a blue hair.

"The new guy was telling us about how he was at a party and was trolling for some Prune-Tang and ended up getting a killer Blue Job ."

Blue Job by The Mayor of Plymouth September 22, 2006

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Blue Job

It's when she / he has a face like a glazed doughnut.

A blue Job describes whats after a blowjob

Blue Job by Muttonballs August 31, 2011

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blue job

when a girl sucks you off, and snowballs the cum back into your mouth then you snowball it into her ass.

i.e Blaine is sitting at home with his new girlfriend. She says I'm bored Blaine why don't you do something freaky. Blaine replies "i don't do freaky, i do creepy. As Blaine reaches for his misshapen tapered penis his girlfriend tells him she wants something she's never had. "BITCH I'm gonna give you a fuckin blue job. Blaine jerks off in the corner while looking at a gay porn magazine for hours. Finally he gets that sexually convoluted look in his eyes. Baby take it in your mouth. He forces his load into her wide orifice. She spits it into his mouth, so sultry. He turns her around, raises her ass and heaves the splooge laden load into her ass. That was quite a blue job baby!!!

blue job by DJ Papsmear April 11, 2009