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A narcissistic term used to described humans' perceptions of themselves. Can be used Ironically.
Nothing says "humane leadership" like Stalin's iron regime.
humane by BlueT September 30, 2017
An alternative spelling for the word human, allegedly used by dogs as some members of the species Canis Lupus mistakenly adopted this spelling from an organization named the Humane Society, with which the said species historically had positive relations.
Human: Do you want to go for a walk?
Dog: Yes, yes, humane, I needs to poo. Lemme out!
humane by Avisottda April 22, 2017
characterized by an unfaltering need to support indoctrination without respect to logic, fairness, or utility
Your church's humane treatment of children and gays has left them both seeking another church's program for behavioural modification in order to return them to their humane principles.
humane by nerfquark April 9, 2009
anything done, thought about, or pertaining to humans
slavery is humane, yet unethical.
humane by poopoo1000 May 13, 2005
This word usually means to be passionate, caring, and ethical. But can also mean to act human, you can say "This is acting humane." or, "He/She's acting humane."
"My sim acts so humane"
"This robot is so humane!"
Saying hello humanes though..That wouldn't work of course.
Humane by Urana October 19, 2017

Humane Slaughter

The best example of an Oxymoron you can have.
There is no humane way to kill something that doesn't want to die.

Be humane; be vegan.
The use of humane slaughter does not justify the needless killing of animals.
Humane Slaughter by nitram June 3, 2018