PVSD 

Acronym for "Post Vacation Stress Disorder". This is the state one experiences when returning to work for the first time following a vacation. Symptoms can include nausea, blurred vision, rage, irritable bowels, and dark thoughts. Symptoms typically fade as one resigns oneself to the reality that this is one's life. Then the normal state of total hopelessness sets back in and one can move on.

Co-worker: Hey, buddy, nice to have you back. How was your trip?

You: Nice to be back. Can you excuse me, I feel some fierce PVSD coming on.

PVSD by woodtiger74 April 1, 2009

the pvsd 

sex move performed only with someone whose hair is whiter than fresh snow and skin even whiter, amplified by the bizarre requirement that both partners wear extremely pink fake toy dog during the act. The move starts in pitch darkness; as the pink clothes are removed, the blinding flash from one’s skin and hair forces both partners into fighting eachother, touch-only scramble, during which the toy dog claws are used to “trace constellations” across each other’s bodies at dizzying speed. At the peak, the combined glare and claw-scratching create a phenomenon known as the “Snowquake,” allegedly bright enough to set off nearby car alarms and scare actual dogs within a two-mile radius. Survivors claim when doing this move correctly you WILL experience a flashbang.

i’m running out of fucking ideas for the examples
ohh jamarcus had sex with his best friend by doing the pvsd and causing a giant flashbang with her fucking white ass skin

the pvsd by pzmy August 13, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016