Person 1 and Person 2 go into an Abercrombie and Fitch, hearing a loud song playing.
Person 1: OMG I love this song!
Person 2: I liked it when it wasn't abercrombified. The effects give me a headache.
My job applicationclearly stated that I wanted to do some behind-the-scenes work, but they put me in as a cashier so that they could make more money. I think I just got abercrombied!!