-Given to explaining or defining matters or events as absolutes, especially when not considering the subtleties of the situation.
Derived from the line in Starwars: Episode III, Revenge of the Sith, when Obi-Wan realizes evil has consumed Anakin Skywalker; "only a Sith deals in absolutes".
Derived from the line in Starwars: Episode III, Revenge of the Sith, when Obi-Wan realizes evil has consumed Anakin Skywalker; "only a Sith deals in absolutes".
My boss, in his usual Sithian manner, told me, "We HAVE to extend the roof 5 more feet", failing to realize that the roof would then touch the ground.
by lukebear March 26, 2009
The following of the ancient beings known as Sith and fulfilling their will on the universe, exterminating all things with light and bringing peace, order, and darkness to the Galaxy. They are the keepers of Order and the Superior beings to all living things.
Mom: Go do the dishes
Me: I am unable to perform that action since it is against my religion
Mom: What religion?
Me: *pulls out a lightsaber* Sithianity
Me: I am unable to perform that action since it is against my religion
Mom: What religion?
Me: *pulls out a lightsaber* Sithianity
by georigeinyoursewer April 24, 2020