Two-Fi 

A racial slur categorizing people of a certain ethnicity African American/black under this umbrella term.

Synonyms:
A black person, n-bomb etc.

Those two-fis is crazy!

Two-Fi by Janessilentshoes March 22, 2009

Doing the two-finger tango 

Female manual masturbation.

She stared at the ceiling mirror, naked hips gyrating as her fingers worked her G-spot in time with the music. She was doing the two-finger tango.

Doing the two-finger tango by mtspacey March 2, 2011

two-finger sandwich

The act of making yourself throw up instead of eating. Can also be had for desert after eating.

Anthony: I'm going to get a five dollar footlong from Subway.
Mike: I'm going to have a two-finger sandwich instead. It's cheaper and less calories.

two-finger sandwich by splucygoosey November 24, 2011

two fist dick 

A dick / cock / penis that is at least sufficiently long enough or longer to be able to wrap two full fists around it at once.

My dick is a two fist dick because I can fully wrap both my fists around it at once.

two fist dick by twofistdick September 3, 2012

two fingers up 

means u are loyal to 1 woman

two fingers up: means that u love just one girl 4l

two fingers up by jele22 August 1, 2022

two fingered slot rumba 

A phrase describing the act of female masturbation.

Eric: We're headed to the pool. Be right back.
Kim: What should I do?
Eric: Diddle.
Kim: Huh?
Mark: Try the two fingered slot rumba.
Kim: Ok! (holding up two fingers.)

(Eric crashes the golf cart.)

two fingered slot rumba by Hobo2 July 29, 2008

Two finger tap dance

A rhythmic form of vaginal stimulation involving the pointer and middle finger. This can be performed on ones self or done to a willing partner. While this may be used to refer to the simple act of fingering, it more specifically describes a palm upwards technique. This approach differs from the standard "come hither" goto g-spot stimulater by way of independent finger movement.

ex 1 : Ralph: "She was like going to explode when I was giving her the two finger tap dance."

ex 2: Joe: "Aww man Susie said she just wanted to stay in and chill alone tonight."
Robert: "Ohh dude don't worry she probably just has to do the ol two finger tap dance."

ex 3: Dan: "Sometimes I question if my partner enjoys the two finger tap dance."

Two finger tap dance by Stickyfingwrs February 16, 2010