Grahammar 

Coined by gangster philosophers F-Bomb and Kosher Boy, the word 'Grahammar' refers to a newly found study for higher education students.

With new 'gangsta' trends and the shift to a less-educated middle class, Kosher Boy looked for the causation. Thus, he created the study of 'Grahammar.'

The etymology of the word 'Grahammar' can be credited to the slower, yet still intelligent female member of the duo: F-Bomb. While not being able to out run the more experienced philosopher, Kosher Boy, she still added value to his theories as to why individuals spelled words wrong.

Now, after gaining national recognition, the two are working to spread the study of "Grahammar' internationally so America will look smart again.

"Hey, F-Bomb, let's to teach some grahammar today!" - Kosher Boy

"Kosher Boy, after teaching grahammar with you I finally realize that you're faster than I am and I'd like to apologize for my ignorance." - F-Bomb

Grahammar by The Faster Guy November 1, 2009

Grahammar 

Grahammar - a play on the word Grammar

1) Terms or ideas that are biased, enigmatic and/or repetitive. Often pertaining to the Kansas Jayhawks.

2) Terms or ideas that relate to the city of Philadelphia, teams based in Philadelphia or that were based in Philadelphia at some point in the past, players who were born in Philadelphia, grew up in Philadelphia, played sports in Philadelphia, had a parent or family member who as born in, lived in or played sports in Philadelphia, visited Philadelphia on vacation or contain the sub-words "phil", "del" or "phia" in their name. Sometimes Brotherly Love or the Liberty Bell are implicated. The affected area is often extended to include central Pennsylvania and Penn State University and all players, past and present, as well as anyone that owns or has ever owned a Penn State t-shirt. In extreme cases, Pittsburgh is included but only when not involving one of the aforementioned regions.

3) Terms or ideas based in a fantasy world where Kansas and the greater Philadelphia area are central to everything sports related rendering all else secondary. Much like in days of yore when it was believed that earth was the center of the universe. Often accompanied by pom-pom waving.

also: Grahammatic, Grahammatical, Grahammatically

"Rock Chalk, Jay Hawk!"
"Pat the bat!"
"Hey look, it's Aaron Gray!"
"Nick Collison should have been selected first overall in 2003. He is averaging nearly nine points per game this season. LeBron James who?"

"I will take Kerry Collins for my fantasy football team."
"Are you sure? Peyton Manning is still on the board and word on the street is that Collins has started drinking again"

"Kerry Collins' Grahammar Quotient is so high that the entire Titans football team is now deemed worthy of attention on par with Kansas and Philadelphia."

Common response to Grahammatically Incorrect statements: "No! No! No!"

Grahammar by Hooo-aaahh March 18, 2009

Grammar Panther 

Someone who supports correct grammar for better communication and less misunderstandings. Usually more laid back than a Grammar Nazi. Includes using correct grammar for ebonics and colloquialisms. Many times a grammar panther may correct by example instead of putting someone on blast.

(internet big-shot): you aint noe who your messin wit. im all ova this errbody noe me. there my people.

(rapping grammar panther): You don't know who you're messin' wit'. Cause obviously, you cain't match my wit. So step back and take a seat. This is a spelling match and you're already beat.

(big-shot): A man you ain't gotta go their. You know my school was busted.

(panther): You're right, I ain't had to go there, my bad.

Grammar Panther by coldheart7 March 9, 2013

Grammarly 

The reason ad blockers exist

Hey! Did you see that dumb grammarly ad?
No I have an ad blocker.

Grammarly by Jarate Of Milk September 29, 2020

Grammar

The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

Person 1: " Dude, your such an idiot when it comes to grammar".
Person 2: "*you're".

Grammar by gusllywiggum December 31, 2012

Grahambrose 

A spawn of Lavin; the awesomest kid in school.

That kid was so Grahambrose when he helped me with my homework.

Grahambrose by Jamal1116 October 28, 2013

Grammar Italian Fascist 

Like a Grammar Nazi, except incompetent.

Internet User: i want you read your script and give some feed back, free of charge

Grammar Italian Fascist: Maybe your should learn to write before you offer to give a critique.

Grammar Italian Fascist by dTraj October 20, 2010