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Shankable 

ADJ. Worthy of shanking.

Someone that is awefully annoying, hideously ugly, or just plain fucking stupid...and deserves to be shanked.

They often do not realize they display these qualities which makes them ever more shankable.
Girl 1: He told me like 8 times that he just graduated from community college.
Girl 2: He sounds like a tool.
Girl 1: Shankable?
Girl 2: Definitely!

Girl 1: "That shankable a$$hole over there just grabbed my ass as i walked by."
Girl 2: "Fucking shank 'im"
Shankable by Canal Win Crew August 28, 2009
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shankable 

Shankable is when someone’s face looks like they’re just begging for a shank. Never feel guilty about shanking someone who looks shankable.
Me: ‘Wow look at Jojo!!!!! Her face is looking shankable today!!!!’

You: ‘ Sister U right!’

Jojo: ‘Hunni who do u-‘
Me: *Shanks face*
shankable by Karissypoo February 26, 2019

Shankable 

Anyone that you think is hot/sexy enough to have sexual relations with
Dammmnnnn, now she be shankable
Shankable by SuperExtremeX March 17, 2009

shuckable 

the process of extracting the internal hard drive from an external hard drive.
Is that WD portable shuckable?

Nope, the USB header is soldered on the SATA interface
shuckable by wkwkeke June 3, 2017

Shankhole 

When a makeshift stabbing tool is violently used to create a hole in someone’s flesh. The hole then acts as a sexual orifice, and is repeatedly penetrated by the penis of another participant - the blood from the hole acts as lube.
An adventurous alternative to prison anal intercourse
Gregory gave me so many shankholes last night that I think I need some serious stitches.
Shankhole by loverofshankholes January 23, 2019

smangable 

A person of the opposite sex you wouldn't mind smashing AND banging, also known as smanging.
Me: Damn man, check out that girl by bar.
You: Yeah...she's definitely smangable. I'd like to see her nekkid.
smangable by rir1981 June 18, 2011

Shanambles 

Silly or high-spirited behaviour resulting in total disaster
Get up to any shanambles at the party on the weekend Jade?
Shanambles by skankofscholastica August 16, 2016