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macbitch 

The name the audience chants at the end of a Macbeth play. Just as Macduff tells him that he was born a c-section. Another example of how badly he was pussywhipped.
Macbeth: "Thou losest labour:
As easy mayst thou the intrenchant air
With thy keen sword impress as make me bleed:
Let fall thy blade on vulnerable crests;
I bear a charmed life, which must not yield,
To one of woman born"
Macduff: "Despair thy charm;
And let the angel whom thou still hast served
Tell thee, Macduff was from his mother's womb
Untimely ripp'd."
Macbeth: "I'm thee little bitch, i am."
Audience: "Macbitch, macbitch, macbitch!"
Tomato, baseball, ak47 hitting Macbitch: "Squish, smash, I want to get traded from utah."
macbitch by GritsNGravy October 21, 2007
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MacBitch 

Mac meaning "son of" in irish

Bitch meaning bitch

SON OF A BITCH
Donald is such a macbitch.
MacBitch by irishdonald October 7, 2010
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macbitch 

Someone who is the biggest bitch in a friend group. Usually tall and skinny with dark hair and has a little larger nose than usual. But she's super pretty. Other names for her would be 'biggest bitch around,' 'snicker licker,' or maybe even 'lester.'
macbitch macbitch macbitch what you gunna do when she comes for you? macbitch macbitch macbitch... THE BIGGEST BITCH OF THEM ALL.
macbitch by flyoodlover13 May 14, 2011

sun-mabitch 

Usually used by old Indians/Pakistanis as an obscenity (usually directed at white people). Coined from the term "son of a bitch", this south-asian derivative has the same message, yet combines an undeniably funny accent.
"Allo?"
"ummm hey...may I please speak with Sharanjit?"
"Who's dis?"
"...It's his friend Mark..."
"listen you sun-mabitch....you call my house one more time I call police....you vucking bestard!"
"umm.....so he's not home???"
sun-mabitch by porneggs May 24, 2006
short for son of a bitch. The prefix Mc or Mac means son and originated in Ireland.
That McBitch is so jealous of my thrift shop glam.
McBitch by Markgyver February 2, 2013

Maybitch 

Someone who may or may not be a bitch. Not knowing someone well enough to definitely call them a bitch, but well enough to warn others what they might be in for.
Maybitches frequently consider other people to be maybitches also.
Person 1: I think i'm gonna go out with Person 3.
Person 2 : Person 3? I met her at a party once...seemed like a maybitch.

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Person 3: Person 2 is such a maybitch..sometimes she's nice, but other times i want to bite her head off.
Maybitch by Gardensoil January 15, 2011

McBitchin' 

McDouble separated at the patties and a McChicken placed in the center
Damn that McBitchin' was bitchin'!
McBitchin' by Ronald McDizzle March 13, 2010