Engrish Breakfast 

After a night on the tiles that ended with eating dodgy oriental food one wakes up in the morning having shit the bed with undigested bean sprouts, shitaki mushrooms etc caked on the bed spread.

Engrish Breakfast "oh dear some one spilled chinese take away on my bed spread" pause "oh fuck evasive action"

Engrish Breakfast by mabawsa March 13, 2009

Full English Breakfast 

A delightful morning sexual escapade whereby the male is woken by his female mate performing oral on his morning wood which is promptly followed by a full round of ass arching , intestinal rearranging by clapping her vaginally and anally. Actual breakfast at Denny’s thereafter is purely optional.

This morning’s full English breakfast has left me both satisfied and sore.

Full English Breakfast by Dick Onchin April 25, 2020

English Breakfast

During morning sex, John Stewart stands over a woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea by pissing on her while whistling "God Bless America".

"Now hold still, Ann Coulter, because I, John Stewart, am about to drop a loaf on your shriveled up skankboobs for a lovely English Breakfast. Gooood Bless Americaaaaaa!!!"

English Breakfast by NotJohnStewart December 3, 2013

English Breakfast

To wake a chick up first thing in the morning by taking a dump on her face

Last Saturday I gave my girlfriend and English Breakfast. She isn't my girlfriend anymore

English Breakfast by Dan Rich February 19, 2006

[English Breakfast] 

During morning sex, the man stands over the woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea by pissing on her while whistling like a tea pot.

She was hungry when we woke up, so I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone and give her an English Breakfast.

"If you step out of line again, I will give you an English Breakfastwith puréed crumpets!" James said to Lindsey.

[English Breakfast] by D. Butter January 26, 2009

english breakfast

When one wakes up their partner by tea bagging them

Jenny was surprised to find that Rod had woken her up by serving her an English Breakfast.

english breakfast by British Gentleman January 21, 2008

English Breakfast Tea 

When you fuck a cup of tea and then drink it.
It is what the English used to do before tv was invented

I love this tea, its so yummy
Dude, I just English Breakfast Tea'd in that!
Yummy ;)

English Breakfast Tea by Srdjan April 30, 2008