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Milfmobile 

A Milfmobile is a car in which a MILF commonly drives during the day. The destinations a MILF chooses to go in the "Milfmobile" are shopping, taking the kids to school, or coming back from the gym. A Milf specifically drives a black range rover, sometimes gray.
Steve: "Hey! Look at that black range rover!"

Josh: "Yea bro, thats SUCH a Milfmobile..."
Milfmobile by Magic striss March 13, 2009
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milfmobile 

The kind of vehicle that a milf drives between home, school, the shops and after-school clubs. In Britain, the Volkswagen Touran seems to be gaining in popularity amongst the milf community as the preferred brat-wagon for firm butted mature boob-babes.
"For me, the milfmobile of choice this year is the safety feature packed, 150hp SE 2.0 FSI VW Touran. It really makes my 38 year old gash moist when I'm driving the kids to school."
milfmobile by Wizards Sleeve June 3, 2005
Related Words

MILF Mobile

MILF - Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Mobile - moving or capable of moving readily (especially from place to place)

milf-mobile - Milf transporter
How did you get to work this morning?

I got a ride with Jason's and his mom in the milf-mobile
MILF Mobile by Gerry June 30, 2004

muffmobile 

A vehicle used by one or more lesbians.

An imaginary vehicle used for muffdiving.
"Can't find no pussy? To the muffmobile!"

"I was cruising along in my muffmobile and decided to take a dive."
muffmobile by Reese R. February 4, 2006

milftoilet 

Well, he likes the cock, and ADAM lives in a toilet with other african american horses and likes the cock and play jerkymon all day with pokemon and milhouse etc...
milftoilet smells
milftoilet by dnaannkjugranb][\ August 7, 2003

dilfmobile 

A really nice looking truck that can go from 0 to 60 in 3.7 seconds, has 37 inch wheels, a small lift to allow room for the tires (but not too high or getting the kids in and out of the vehicle is tough), and a good looking man as it’s owner.
So are we buying the Dad car or DILFMOBILE?
dilfmobile by ASHBRAT May 18, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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