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Suburban Teen Syndrome 

The delusion of suburban teens that their life is horrible, their parents are evil, they are entitled to everything without any effort or hard work on their part, and that they are bad asses that can "take" anyone.
Suburban Teen Syndrome (STS):

Teen 1:"My parents are like the worst! they took away my iPhone 4 because i sent out like 10,000 texts. Like seriously, it's only 10,000 texts."

Teen 2: "Really? oh-em-gee. It's not like they have any idea what it's like to have that many friends. And seriously, like they can't afford it! Whatevs".

white british teen syndrome 

The tendency for a teenage and amateur white British guitarist to play "wonderwall" by oasis on guitar
WBT victim: "help i cant stop playing wonderwall"
doctor: oh no son it looks like you have 'white british teen syndrome'

Teen Girl Syndrome 

A state when a girl has a strong partially unhealthy, attraction to a boy she like and thinks about him constantly. The symptoms often include, Long hours creeping photos on face book, becoming excellently nervous around said boy, forgetting her name when introducing her self, and vomiting.

Can also appear in gay boys who don't know how to date.
Girl: look there is the boy I like, I'm going to go over and talk to him.

Girl's friend: I don't know, you seem to have a severe case of Teen Girl Syndrome, is that wise?

Girl: No, I'll be fine, really.
Girl walks over to boy

Girl Hi, I'm... *Vomits on boys shoes*
Girl returns to her friend in shame

Girl's friend: You threw up on his shoes again didn't you?

Girl: I think he likes me.

Girl's friend: I'm sure.
Teen Girl Syndrome by Dr.P.Schot November 15, 2011

Teen Girl Syndrome 

Whatever the definition is above, or the overemphasis of a message using emojis.
random girl with tgs: i like how she responds with a small ✨ slap ✨
chad: you have teen girl syndrome faggot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026