guarandamntee 

the ultimate guarantee

vince mcmahon - i guarandamntee i will kick your ass

guarandamntee by Matthew Fisher December 3, 2003

guarandamntee 

To guarantee that something is true, that it will definitely happen; that it is what it is and you shouldn't doubt it.

Danny: "bro, are you sure she's coming to the dance with you?"

Brandon: "yeah, sharon just texted me– she said she guarandamnteed she'd be here, just running a little bit late."

guarandamntee by mercury_frappe January 4, 2017

guarandamntee 

a guarantee with extra emphasis

I can guarandamntee that $5 FBA (Foundational Black Americans) will come out of the woodworks once reparations come to reality

guarandamntee by chillin662 November 10, 2022

guarandamtee 

Popularized by The Rock. The absolute guarantee that the work/thing will be done!!

The Rock: "I guarandamtee that I will kick John Cena's candy ass"

guarandamtee by jjcoolj9 March 11, 2011

Guarandarntee 

A guarantee, with emphasis!

"I guarandarntee I will get back to you."

Guarandarntee by ZackC October 16, 2009