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van vleck highschool

filled of rich white boys that are so immature for their age only talk to girls to bang, you can walk into any bathroom and catch a person juuling. principles don’t expect girls to do it but little do they know we do it the most. principals are wack teachers are wack students are wack. more worried about dress code then actual education. but for real our boys sports are raw. the girls program is sad.
person: “hey where are you from”
me: “sadly i’m from van vleck highschool

van der Vlerk 

To loose half your stuff to a bitchy fiancee and then get cunt struck by the next girl that comes along, Leaving you in a position where you will likley lose half of your half.
Leaving you with a quarter or sweet fuck all.
Man, poor Barry. Those girls really pulled a van der Vlerk on him.

van der Vlerk by Duck Newland April 21, 2008

VanVleck 

an average, white male... often smiling (a feeble attempt to take notice away from his tiny penis)
that dude is a massive VanVleck, he's a huge douche...
VanVleck by Coke8 April 30, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026