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wet taco 

The act of jumping on top of someone and giving the person a hug right after taking a shower (before drying off).
Whoa dude, Chris just gave Jen a wet taco!
wet taco by Norway August 30, 2005

Wet Taco 

A wet, smelly, and sweaty Guatemalan worker after working in the rain on a hot day
Hey rolando get your wet taco ass out of the truck and back to work!
Wet Taco by Mushroom chode July 5, 2019

Wet taco cheese pull

A tiny pale dick, approximately string cheese size, engaged in vaginal penetration and evacuation.
I hit her with the old wet taco cheese pull, sour cream and all.

wet sloppy taco 

the sexual act of cumming to the mere thought of Mexican food
While at the Mexican restaurant that little tease of a waitress seductively served me my fajitas. When she bent over and I saw that sweet sweet fajita juice I had a wet sloppy taco
wet sloppy taco by LilKuch February 4, 2013

Taco Bell wet wipe 

When you're taking a violent shit and use the toilet paper to clear the sweat on your forehead before you wipe
Dude that chili lady night tore me up I ended up needing a taco bell wet wipe
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026