manvert
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manvert by welchy anderson December 9, 2008
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Manvert
An advert designed specifically for a male audience. By extension, women and/or children may not get it.
Origin: portmanteau of man and advert
Origin: portmanteau of man and advert
"Did you see that advert with the monster trucks running over that office?"
"Yeah, that was a real manvert!"
"Yeah, that was a real manvert!"
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MANventure
A manly adventure, which women cannot partake in, taken on by only the manliest of men (see A.M.M.) which most often includes guns, sharp objects, power tools (though hand-tools are manlier), gas guzzling automobiles, other forms of manly gas powered transportation (see alternate definition of MANventure), pirate maps, AC/DC, sandwiches (made only by women), and an extremely detailed plan that is almost certain to fail. Protocol says an alternate plan is to be promptly made up on the spot no matter how ridiculous, difficult, illegal, or unlikely to be accomplished it may be.
Dude, let's take my home-made submarine across the Pacific Ocean and hunt whales with my buck knife. It'll be a MANventure.
MANventure by A.M.M. Founder June 17, 2010
malvertising
An internet-based criminal method for the installation of unwanted or malicious software through the use of internet advertising media networks and exchanges.
"Dude, some fake AntiVirus software was installed and totally messed up my computer and found out this happened because my free webmail provider was displaying Flash based malvertising banners."
malvertising by Change Ling December 29, 2007
manventure
man·ven·ture
Pronunciationman-ven-cher
1. an adventure characterized by manliness or extreme masculinity.
2. an epic journey only undertaken by men, or very masculine women.
3. a strenuous task which only individuals naturally equipped with a legitimate, large penis can endure.
Pronunciationman-ven-cher
1. an adventure characterized by manliness or extreme masculinity.
2. an epic journey only undertaken by men, or very masculine women.
3. a strenuous task which only individuals naturally equipped with a legitimate, large penis can endure.
"Hey, want to invite Alfred on our manventure through the jungle?"
"Nah, not Alfred. He's too much of a pansy."
"Nah, not Alfred. He's too much of a pansy."
manventure by Mishunderstood August 25, 2008
manversation
A group of guys, gathering to discuss topics beyond (or including) the homeless, girls, shaving patterns, sports or other manly things. No chicks allowed. They shouldn't even know about it.
"Hey Fred, have you heard the recent manversation about classifying girls vaginas as different animals? They said Emma's was a Walrus!"
"Dude... that's my girlfriend... but they're kinda right..."
"Dude... that's my girlfriend... but they're kinda right..."
manversation by Phetal November 17, 2006