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brojangles 

On January 21st, 1982 at 5:34 am, a man went to the grocery store to pick up a veggie burger. While getting his burger, he tripped on a banana and injured his hand. Despite the setback, he made his way to the register where he struck up a conversation with a man named Jacob Willoms about their shared appreciation for jeans. After leaving the grocery store, he headed to Burger King to pick up a whopper with no onion, extra mayonnaise, and no ketchup. Unfortunately, he choked on his food and passed away due to his injured hand. Three days later, his good friend Jacob Willoms inherited all of his money and hosted the funeral. However, three years later, Jacob was approached by a mysterious figure named Harold Hippyton Bingle who offered him meth, but he declined and continued on with his day. The events of that fateful day at the grocery store may have been tragic, but they ultimately led to Jacob inheriting a significant amount of wealth and the opportunity to make a new start.
-rufus "He josh what you doin'?" josh- "just gonna go to the grocery store to get a veggie burger, than i'm gonna go get a whopper." -rufus "Oh you brojangles!"
brojangles by TheDannyG March 30, 2023

Bojangles 

A bouncing male package. Usually when a guy wears sweat pants or basketball shorts (any loose/thin material), you can see his package bouncing around.

It got its name from the song Mr. Bojangles:
"I knew a man Bojangles and he danced for you ..."
Check out the Bojangles on that guy!

One could also just start singing the song to alert their friends without necessarily pointing out or bringing attention to the fact you're checking out someone's package.
Bojangles by Timmy T28 January 19, 2009

The Bangles

Pop rock band of the 80s, one of the few that actually played their instruments. Among other songs, they played Walk like an Egyptian, Hazy Shade of Winter and Eternal Flame.
J-pop? Dude, you're probably way too young to remember the Bangles.
The Bangles by CoyoteJoe April 18, 2006

Tatty Bojangles 

First used by russel howard in mock the week.

A womans or very fat mans titties.

Tatty Bojangles Aka Babylons Aka Breasts.
Whip your Tatty Bojangles out you whore !

Daym da's some big Tatty Bojangles Dawg !
Tatty Bojangles by fatcunt July 9, 2009

The Bojangles

noun; the act of experiencing a warm tingly feeling throughout the abdomen close to the end of a piss. Usually experienced by males.
"Dude I just went to the bathroom and got the Bojangles so good.
The Bojangles by i VolkeR i July 24, 2009

Bojangle bells 

A Christmas carol sung only in the ghetto. Usually infront of a bojangles or other fried chicken establishments.
Mrs Santa goin down south to mah pole, she say she wanna ring mah bojangalang bells, mah bojangalang bells.
- Excerpt from Bojangle bells