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Boxwhore 

1. Common noun:

Older women who are morbidly obese, have square faces and large, square bodies.

They frequently ambulate at a very slow pace and gather in large clusters, obstructing the passage of faster, younger, healthier members of the same species who are vying for deliverance from behind these herds of buffalo.
I was late for the Code Blue in the hospital because the damn box-whores were herding around the See's Chocolates at the blood drive.
Boxwhore by J-Meister December 1, 2003
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Mystery box whore 

Someone, who when playing Zombies on COD, who will do anything including fuck up the whole game for a shot at the mystery box.
Mystery box whore by Mr. Callipygian September 23, 2011
Related Words

boywhore 

A boy that hasn't reached full state of man-whore. A boy that likes making out with multiple girls (especially while under the influence).
"Matthew Scott is such a boywhore"
boywhore by boywhoresfriend April 13, 2009

boxwhores 

DIRTY FUCKING SLUTS THAT RESIDE IN #boxwhores on irc.boxwhores.com <3 to all mah whores ;) www.boxwhores.com 4 eva
DUDE! Those nasty bitches are a bunch of boxwhores!
boxwhores by taint3d0ne March 31, 2003

X-Box Whore 

A word used describing someone who's got over 20,000 gamer points on there X-Box Gamer Tag
Matt- Dude....

Luke- Whats up.

Matt- Just checking X-Box live and this guy has got 24,060 Gamer points

Luke- oh ignore it, he's an X-Box Whore

Matt- Sweet....
X-Box Whore by Ryu Shinto January 17, 2008

Box-whore 

1. Common noun:

Older women who are morbidly obese, have square faces and large, square bodies. They frequently ambulate at a very slow pace and coagulate gather in large clusters, obstructing the passage of faster, younger, healthier members of the same species vying for deliverance from behind these herds of buffalo.
I was late for the Code Blue in the hospital because the damn box-whores were herding around the See's Chocolates at the blood drive.
Box-whore by J-Meister December 1, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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