Give it to Jesus

When things in life get out of control, you have to decide what stresses are not worth worrying about.

Dude that's too bad your 401k just tanked on the stock market. But there's nothing you do about it so Give it to Jesus.

by PPink February 20, 2009

Give birth to baby jesus

Backing out a huge turd, the type that leaves you breathless afterwards

I just gave birth to baby jesus, felt like heaven afterwards

Gotta go, need to give birth to baby jesus

by Stinky Jesus May 20, 2021