mauroni

a well dressed bald man who is supremely talented in tickling the ivories, collecting post-it notes, and saying 'good then.'
a really fly individual.

Man, that guy is such a Mauroni! Can we be best friends?

mauroni by ljeanginger February 19, 2009

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Mauroni

N. The world's most BA chorus teacher. Has the piano skills of Billy Joel and the flowing tresses of Vin Diesel. Always looks like whatever he is seeing is slightly bizarre and has a tie to go with every shirt.

V. To completely beast something; to do an amazing job.

Adj. Exceptionally fantastic

Ex. 1- (Kid 1) Who do you think would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and Mr. Mauroni?
(Kid 2) Really? Did you even have to ask that? Mauroni would just have to look at Chuck Norris like he was crazy and Chuck Norris wouldn't be able to handle it.

Ex. 2- (Kid 1) How do you think you did on your solo?
(Kid 2) I think I Mauroni'd it. The crowd went wild. I had to do two encores.

Ex. 3- (Kid 1) Check out my new kicks.
(Kid 2) Wow. They're so Mauroni!

Mauroni by Frank Loesser March 5, 2009

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mamronian

Excellence personified.

The Patriots Super Bowl was nothing short of mamronian.

mamronian by Bartalot April 11, 2019

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maronite

A 1500 years old ethno-religious community present between lebanon and syria who are named after syriac monk maron who died in 400AD .
Their patriarch (patriarch of antioch and all the east )is the second most important figure wihin the roman catholic church.
They constitute 23% of Lebanon's total population ~around 1 million out of 4.2 millions lebanese citizens and detain the highest political authority in the country .

FRED: Who's that guy in your picture ?
BOB: THAT'S my friend Elie He's from the middle east
Fred: but why does he wear a cross if he's arab.
Bob: He's a Lebanese maronite christian
Fred: jewish name and muslim family name but he's a christian !

maronite by Abdelmentekmntizo March 6, 2018