Jessass 

Someone named Jesse who is an asshole.
Could also be used for names with variations of Jesse, like Jes, Jess, Jessica, etc.

Girl 1: oh that jesse kid, he so fine
Girl2: yeah but hes a real jessass

Jessass by Master Gorilla Fuck February 18, 2009

Jessasaurus 

Jessasaurus is when a Jessica evolves into it's more aggressive form. Characterised by eyes halfing in size, red face and long sharp nails.

The Jessasaurus is rumoured to have originated in Essex, but, is said to be preying on people as far south as Bedfordshire.

If you come into contact with the jessaurus try to mesmerise it with herbal remidies until asleep, where the transformation will reverse.

Fuck me, she's a jessasaurus today!

RUN!!!! THATS THE JESSASAURUS.

Jessasaurus by The Co0n November 8, 2013

Jassassin 

A Joke Assassin. Someone who interjects with a joke that completely kills the vibe of funny that is usually associated with a circle of friends that are joking around.

Can also be used when cracking jokes on someone who in turn takes it too literal and repeatedly ensures jokers that he wouldn't be or do what the Joking was about.

George: Gerald is always looking at zombie stuff.
Mike: I know, he'd totally make love with a zombie if he could.
George: I know, right! (Laughter)
Gerald: I would totally not make out with a zombie, she would bite me and turn me.
Mike: There you go again, Jassassin.

Jassassin by shrimpNmobster December 7, 2011

jessesssseeses 

jesse

it's time to cook met jessres jessesssseeses

jessesssseeses by dj couleur (mike) January 24, 2022

Jessussy 

The "ussy" off Jesses

"Wow look at that Jessussy"

Jessussy by ussydaily August 7, 2023

Jessi/Jessussy 

She is literally like a mom to me and one (milf obvi) and she's obsessed with Billie Eilish and her dog, Zula

I love her confidence and her sm she makes me feel so comfortable and wanted

I love taking quizzes with her and she's an amazing friend

Who is Jessi/Jessussy ?
Jessi/Jessussy is one of the best people I've ever met

Jessi/Jessussy by Unknown indoors July 29, 2022