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fuzzards 

Fuzzards are the small lint balls (or any material really) that get stuck to your clothes after they run through the wash. They attack and cling to your clothes, forcing you to pick them off.
Hey! You've got a bunch of fuzzards attacking the back of shirt. Better get them off before you head into work.
fuzzards by MTDice February 16, 2010
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A way to describe someone who has acted foolishly causing embarrassment to anyone who is around them.

Pronounced: foes-ard
Clive was being such a fozard.
"Come on mate, stop being such a fozard"
fozard by Oscar Morelli October 11, 2013

Fuzzard's Couch 

When a person and their couch have become a couple after years of a person sleeping on their couch and "sleeping" with their couch.
Don't touch that couch. That's a Fuzzard's couch.
Fuzzard's Couch by Staichen March 30, 2024
A person that is unwanted in a social setting. Fuzzard always makes the conversation awkward and leaves you feeling the ick.
We were having an intelligent political discussion when Fuzzard showed up and started talking about falling asleep on the couch with his blow up doll.
Fuzzard by Upgrayed1.0 December 30, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026