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goofygoofshmoof

A more expanded upon version of calling someone a goof.
You are a goofygoofshmoof
Cowardly, weak, lame, unfortunate, unskilled, fragile, afraid (especially of personal contact or collision), often used in hyphenation with the subject as in golfy-stick to describe an automatic transmission. Dressed as one would to play golf as in bright primary colors especially pants. Wearing an item like this with another outfit. "That bright hoodie doesn't go with that uniform. It's golfy."

Antonyms: tough, skilled, hard-nosed, fearless, courageous
His car is nice but since he can't drive a manual he has a golfy-stick.

I can't believe that soccer team was so golfy. They didn't challenge for the ball the entire game.

That team's parents are so golfy. They canceled the soccer game because it was raining.

How pathetic to put headers on a car with a golfy-stick.

Why would you attract attention to yourself when you are driving a golfy-stick.

They were an otherwise golfy person, but they joined the Navy and were courageous in battle.
golfy by TheNewLexicon February 16, 2019
1. A homosexual man
2. Any man seen driving a VW Golf
If you enjoy blowing guys you are a golfy.
Golfy by gengo_o November 24, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026