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A tiny town in Pennsylvania where the streets are tighter than a nuns pussy, almost everything is uphill, everyone is obsessed with wrestling and the most exciting thing is Burger King and Hurley's.
As long as we're in Towanda, we might as well get some burger king.
Towanda by PDF27 August 11, 2017
He cheats in Minecraft and gets banned.
Guy: This person is cheating!
Admin: Who?
Guy: This Towanda guy!
Towanda by VG Cheaters September 14, 2018
A pussy. The place where guys love to get in.
That girl had a tight towanda.
Towanda by Andrew February 15, 2005
An alter-ego that shows up 27 out of 30 days a month. That time of the month. Mean, stubborn, cranky, and opinionated.
OMG, Towanda is back again!
Towanda by RD751 March 24, 2023

towanda tootsie pop 

Named after a small Northern Pennsylvania town known for incest. A Townada tootsie pop occurs after anal sex with a close relative when a penis is cleaned orally.

Towanda whore 

The brunette with blonde highlights. Great body but gets that from running bar to bar. She should attend AA meetings. Says she’s very open and upfront but strings you along and plays mind games all the time. Sleeps with everyone she looks at. Most likely a mom that doesn’t want you to see her kid but wants you to pay for things.
A towanda whore wants to date me
Towanda whore by Jrisbhie February 23, 2018