sock profit 

Sock profit is worked out from the following equation.

X = the number of similarly coloured socks strewn on the floor of your house before a friend comes to visit

Y = the number of socks that you are left with after they mix your generic black socks up with their own socks during packing or washing. The party who has the most illegitimate socks gains SOCK PROFIT.

Ben: Hey, there were 3 pairs of my black socks on the floor before you packed up, now there is 1!
Michael: ?!.....SOCK PROFIT!

sock profit by Wildcardnz February 6, 2009

sock puppet profile 

A phony social media account used by trolls to stalk and harass others. Committed trolls can use a dozen account sat once to mob someone on Twitter.

Lorraine's ability to type so fast it lent itself to her online crimes, which included harassment, bullying, stalking, and scamming old people out of money. She can keep up with all the sock puppet profiles at once .

sock puppet profile by Ariel Bonzai May 21, 2022