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shirtcocking 

verb: meaning to wear only a shirt and no pants or underwear, hence just a shirt and cock. However, can also be applied to girls. May have first been created at Burning Man.
I only saw his little pale butt as he was shirtcocking when he chased my cat Snickers out of the room.
shirtcocking by Bloodrunna August 3, 2010

shirtcocking 

A nudist practice involving wearing nothing but a shirt, usually a t-shirt that ends above the waste.
That smelly old hippie with the Burn It! t-shirt and no pants is shirtcocking in the wrong town. Get him!

Softcocking 

When someone fails to participate in an activity, (usually one involving drinking) through fear of their personal safety or a fear that they will hurl or make a total dick of themselves
You're not coming on the Prague trip? That is softcocking of the highest order!

Stop softcocking and down that pint!
Softcocking by Gareth Wilcox April 9, 2008

shitcocking

The act of being an immature, foulmouthed, idiot on a forum, in a chatroom or on an online game chat system simply because you're anonymous, you have a (relatively) captive audience, and because you can
LOL! I pwned you you biatch! I'm going to f*ck you right in the ass with this Redeemer now you fag!
shitcocking by weap September 11, 2005

shitocking 

To shit in a stocking then smack someone in the face with it
That boi just dissed me so I gave him a good shitocking.
shitocking by Clamdiver4eva September 17, 2017

Emotional Shirtcocking 

Baring your soul and being emotionally vulnerable
When Denny asked me what was really troubling me, I really didn't feel better until he encouraged me to do some emotional shirtcocking.