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Vaughn Wamsley

1. A personal injury lawyer and minor celebrity in Central Indiana. Well known for plastering his face all over billboards, phonebooks, and the like. Often thought of as an ambulance chaser, but has amazing hair.

2. A game, similar to "padiddle", played by sneaking up on a friend, shouting "Vaaaaauuuuuuugggggghhhhhhnnnnn... WHAM-sley!" and punching said friend in the shoulder.
1. Vaughn Wamsley: Hey, does anyone need a personal injury attorney? Have you been injured in an accident? KNOW YOUR RIGHTS!

2. Me: (quietly) Vaaaaauuuuuugggghhhhhnnnn...

Friend: What are you doing?

Me: (yells, punching friend in the arm) WHAM-sley!

Friend: Ow, stop it. I think I need a personal injury attorney now.
Vaughn Wamsley by Dildano December 29, 2010

Wormsley 

A friend or co-worker who constantly seeks to undermine your progress, or takes credit for work they did not do.
1. You know I am right, why are you being such a wormsley?!

2. Hey wormsley, thank for taking credit for my work.

3. Way to kiss ass, wormsley...
Wormsley by kevokev April 5, 2010

Walmsley'd 

The act of getting completely trolleyed
mate, last night was heavy. I was completely Walmsley'd
Walmsley'd by theDonLad August 9, 2010
1. A deragatory definition of a female with male-like qualities who performs sexual favors to other females for money.
2. A female who lacks common sense and is primarily dependent on the male gender.
"Oh god, don't make eye contact, it's Wamsley"

"After class, Wamsley went to the badminton game to see how many men she could attract.
Wamsley by ducky August 11, 2004

The Walmsley Witnesses 

The Walmsley Witnesses is a religion that follow David Dennison Walmsley and his son Jack Albert Walmsley
Jack: are you coming on MW
Riley: yeh nah im going to The Walmsley Witnesses march
defn 1 does a good job, but
see cockthrottler
omfg, it's wamwam da cockthrottler!!!!1
wamsley by da duckster April 15, 2005