Gayage 

Descriptive to all the unfortunate things that happen in life.
*Note: Entirely unrelated to sexual preference.

Information Gayage- When you have something on your face and your comrade fails to inform you. Thanks, friend!

Air Freshener Gayage- When the cheap strawberry scented air freshener starts to suffocate you.

Super Hot Light Just Burnt My Hand Gayage- Didn't look hot but it was!

Construction Zone Gayage- Fines, doubled.

Long Legs Gayage- When you are uprooted from your comfortable front seat position to sit in the back because the longer legged boy complains. (Also known as "More Branden Gayage")

Wild Wild West Gayage- When your friend owns a copy of the Wild Wild West Soundtrack. This is on the level of Super Ultra Mega Gayage

Seagull Gayage/ Jenny Gayage- Scavengers, we don't like them.

Doritoes Gayage- When you spot a bag on top of the fridge that appears to be full, only when pulled down you find it to be empty. Extreme Gayage.

Gayage by Qwubyux January 27, 2009

I'll be in the garage. 

I'll be in the garage is a reference to the show "Rick and Morty where rick and his lover call it off. He gets home and tells his family how life is meaningless and says I'll be in the garage, where he has a attempt of suicide.

Jake: Are you okay dude? That break up was pretty harsh.

Gage: Yeah I'm fine, I'll be in the garage.

I'll be in the garage. by Jackson davidson October 9, 2017

garage doors 

One shade of eyeshadow going from the lid to the browbone.

"That bitch had garage doors like it was the 80s

garage doors by actual garage doors January 6, 2012

Garage ass 

An Anus stretched out enough to park a car in.

Bruce has a bad case of garage ass since the fleet is in port!

Garage ass by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

Parking Garage 

To engage in sexual behavior

"Do you want to Parking Garage?"
"We we're Parking Garaging last night"
"Let's Parking Garage on the Parking Garage"

Parking Garage by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 August 5, 2018

Three car garage 

A girl who takes it in the ass, pussy, and mouth.

Last night at the bar I met a three car garage and took her back to my place.

Three car garage by Djgammer May 26, 2017

Garage Sesh

1 a night of bicycle (or some times motorcycle) maintenance usually involving beer.

2 a night in the garage on the pretence of fixing things but where very little gets done except drinking beer.

“Dude, that garage sesh got messy last night. Yeah, fuck all got fixed, I drank All the beer and fell off my bike on the way home!”

Garage Sesh by Minty666 August 1, 2020