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wheelsed 

When you played a killer set list on Touch Tunes all night and right before you leave some ungrateful music illiterate complains about one of your song choices. You want to stab him. But nope, instead you decide to play Wheels on the bus, the chicken dance, and finish him off with candyman as you slide into an Uber.
Babe, just called an Uber. 4 minutes. (Random shit rag from the bar yells out, who the fuck played Dance Monkey, this song blows). You just grin knowing he just got wheelsed, and no amount of fast pass shenanigans can save him or the rest of the ingrates at the bar.
wheelsed by Spitballer February 18, 2020
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wheelstand 

what happens when riding a gixxer.
i was riding my gixxer, came over a rise, and wham, wheelstand at 150mph.
wheelstand by a2mfever April 10, 2009
A type of seat that is also a wheel.
See taboo for the best wheelseats around
Wheelseat by lolzcopter. December 6, 2010

wheelestate

A mobile home or other mobile living structure, such as living out of one's vehicle. Also wheel-estate.
I was on the streets for a spell, but I live outta a POS car now. I got me some wheelestate!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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