poo text 

A text message/sms sent whilst having a dump. Generally signified by signing off the message "pt".

"Hey, do you wanna go out later? PT"

"I just sent Mark a poo text when I was taking a shit! You might want to give it 5 before going back in there..."

poo text by Xanthophyll Lover January 22, 2009

Poo Text 

Tha act of texting while you are taking a poo, shit, or dump.


Receiving a text from someone who is taking a poo, shit, or dump.

I just got a "Poo Text" from Paul, how gross!

Mike is "Poo Texting" me again.

Poo Text by Cravinskid January 23, 2009

Poo Texting 

Clutching your cell phone and trying to text in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Shit Dialing.

That bitch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found Poo Texting in our bathroom! Talk about taking out the trash!

Poo Texting by VenerableBean July 6, 2011

Textie-Poo

The act of sending a text message while pooping.

If it wasn't for Randy's textie-poo, I wouldn't have known he was having an asthma attack.

Textie-Poo by ious d June 28, 2011

pootexter 

One who is pretending to be in the bathroom taking a crunch but is actually secretly texting someone.

Jane: Sally, where did your boyfriend go?
Sally: He thinks I don't know but he in the bathroom pootexting his next booty call. He's such a friggin pootexter.
Jane: What an asshole!

pootexter by JoJo_Love June 18, 2010