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knucklefuckle 

ramming a whole fist up one's anus, while jizzing on his/her genitals.
i totaly knucklefuckled that tramp last night in the hotel room.

knucklefuck 

One who combines the attributes of a knucklehead and a fucker.
What the hell! Are you some kinda knucklefuck?
knucklefuck by David Nygaard January 30, 2005

knucklefucker 

A man who masterbates
John knuclefucked himself before he went to sleep.
knucklefucker by Dan March 2, 2005

knucklefuck 

to punch or hit, especially in anger.
Im gonna knucklefuck you if you dont shut the hell up!
knucklefuck by omegavolt June 9, 2003

knucklefucker 5000 

A dildo, preferably large and black attached to some rubber (or brass if you're that hardcore) knuckles.
"Man you should have scene that crazy bitch's closet. It was full of knucklefucker 5000's !!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026