After ripping brutally horrendous farts on your sofa (often after a full day of Sunday football or college basketball), someone else sits in the same spot and the sofa releases a concealed, stale noxious death gas.
Keggs: Have a seat buddy.
Ilan: Thanks.
Keggs: Whoaaaahhh.... unless you just shart yourself, that is a serious case of sofas revenge.
Ilan: (dead)
Ilan: Thanks.
Keggs: Whoaaaahhh.... unless you just shart yourself, that is a serious case of sofas revenge.
Ilan: (dead)
by Keglavich2 January 18, 2009